Sorry, baby (you know who you are). I know they’re delicious. I know they’re fun. I know the “girls” in the SATC movie tried their darnedest to help revive the Cosmo trend they launched when they were in their thirties.
Martinis may be back. Sidecars and Negronis may be back. The friggin’ Pegu Cocktail may even be back.
But Cosmos have become the official drink of menopausal women.